Honest Hypocrite

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"Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of Earth
And danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings;
Sunward I’ve climbed, and joined the tumbling mirth
of sun-split clouds, — and done a hundred things
You have not dreamed of — wheeled and soared and swung
High in the sunlit silence. Hov’ring there,
I’ve chased the shouting wind along, and flung
My eager craft through footless halls of air….

Up, up the long, delirious, burning blue
I’ve topped the wind-swept heights with easy grace.
Where never lark, or even eagle flew —
And, while with silent, lifting mind I’ve trod
The high untrespassed sanctity of space,
- Put out my hand, and touched the face of God.”

- John Gillespie Magee, Jr.

"Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of Earth
And danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings;
Sunward I’ve climbed, and joined the tumbling mirth
of sun-split clouds, — and done a hundred things
You have not dreamed of — wheeled and soared and swung
High in the sunlit silence. Hov’ring there,
I’ve chased the shouting wind along, and flung
My eager craft through footless halls of air….

Up, up the long, delirious, burning blue
I’ve topped the wind-swept heights with easy grace.
Where never lark, or even eagle flew —
And, while with silent, lifting mind I’ve trod
The high untrespassed sanctity of space,
- Put out my hand, and touched the face of God.”

- John Gillespie Magee, Jr.

cynquirana:

last night my hand refuses to draw something and i can only drew bill at that time so here is a weird gif that i made randomly

savagechickens:

Pirate Jokes.
Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day! Arrrrrrrrrr!

savagechickens:

Pirate Jokes.

Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day! Arrrrrrrrrr!

punkasfrick:

punkasfrick:

"Son," the father says, examining the broken petri dishes littered about the floor, “I’m not a mad scientist, I’m just a disappointed scientist.”

I don’t even care what you think this is the best post I’ve ever made

moringmark:

Mystery twins 10’s vs 70’s

The fandom is going to plotz if this Stanley twin theory is not true.

moringmark:

Mystery twins 10’s vs 70’s

The fandom is going to plotz if this Stanley twin theory is not true.

dawnandchoco:

Sometimes I wonder why zombified people can’t keep their personality like Zombie Soos

I wish all zombiefied people were like that instead of brainless monsters. It’d be hillarious…

You might like the movie Warm Bodies then.

What’s Bipper looking at with that lascivious smile on his face?  Show a little respect Bill!

What’s Bipper looking at with that lascivious smile on his face? Show a little respect Bill!

ifbrd:

Dipper obsessed over finding an eight letter word that would be the laptop’s password. And the fandom since Sock Opera has come up with awesome theories as to what the password might have been.
But has anyone considered the password might be all numbers or be a mix of numbers and letters? Passwords are safer with numbers.
Also, passwords are also safer if a word is spelled incorrectly. (Did anyone know that?)

Keep in mind that the laptop is thirty years old, I don’t remember how paranoid we were about passwords back then, certainly less than now. I will admit that the author of the journals and owner of the laptop uses codes everywhere so maybe he made it hard to guess. But my guess is that the password is “McGucket” for reasons explained at the link below.

http://honesthypocrite.tumblr.com/post/97385367464/password-to-the-laptop-in-gravity-falls

Password to the laptop in Gravity Falls

We may never now find out the password to the laptop since Bipper destroyed it in Sock Opera, but I think there is an obvious choice - “McGucket”. It has 8 letters and for the reasons below he is the author of the journals and owns the laptop.

The laptop had “Property of F” on it. Many have pointed out that this could by Fiddelford H. McGucket whose full name we learned when he became the winner of the Winninghouse contest when Stan refused it at the end of the Little Dipper episode.

Dipper knows that McGucket is a genius because he built the robot Gobblewonker and tells Dipper and Mabel about the other robot monsters he has built, and later that season builds the Gideon Gleeful giant robot. McGucket also knew about the dinosaurs in amber so he is familiar with the secrets of Gravity Falls.

Somehow Dipper should figure out that Old Man McGucket is the author and try it as the password in the laptop. But he is only 12 and we all know more than he does at this point.

Tickling in Gravity Falls.

In the Little Dipper episode of Gravity Falls the shrunken twins stop Gideon from shrinking Grunkle Stan and defeat Gideon’s plans by tickling him. In Sock Opera Mabel defeats Bill in Dipper’s body (Bipper) by tickling him to exhaust him.

Gideon’s ticklishness is foreshadowed earlier in the episode when his father tickles him and Gideon yells at him to stop. Dipper’s ticklishness is foreshadowed when Mabel tickles him with a sock puppet on her hand earlier in that episode.

Tickling is the (not so secret) weapon of the good guys in a Gravity Falls.